Pizza - Series 5

Bigger, fatter and cheesier than ever!

CARWASH
Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria café carwash. Bobo also gets a new girlfriend an ex porn star called Mama Jugs. Pauly, due to petrol prices and traffic fines, does an insurance job on his car and is forced to deliver pizzas on a pocket bike. Habib is upset due to his pregnant and obese wife, Toula, always calling him.

LAW AND ORDER
A sniffer dog is stolen from the local Police Station, who done it? Was it Davo using the dog to find drugs? Was it Habib or Bobo? Only a serious investigation by Hashfield Valley's finest will uncover the truth. An episode that parodies many cop shows and turns them Big, Fat and Cheesy.

MELBOURNE CUP
Bobo holds a Melbourne cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong from bad food to power failures, the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol promised while Habib rigs the Melbourne cup and Pauly is rewarded with a Ferrari from a crazy old race car driver.

BEACH - PART ONE
Bobo has a day off and goes to Cronulla beach with his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. The day explodes into mayhem as pizza deliveries go wrong and Habib and Rocky accidentally start a riot with lifesavers, the media then interviews Pauly and he is taken out of context and blamed as the instigator of the Cronulla Beach riot. Upset, Pauly bashes shock jock radio announcer Allen Ford Jones who is fuelling the fire by whipping up anti ethnic yobbos to fight all ethnics on Cronulla Beach.

BEACH - PART TWO
After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior are deported to Coconut Island, only there is a twist the department of immigration makes a mistake and they are sent to Crocodile Island.

BARBEQUE
Bobo's gay Italian cousin comes to visit from Italy. He shows Bobo how to make good pizzas. He gets a crush on DJBJ. Bobo's mama goes interstate and Bobo has a barbeque to celebrate his engagement to his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. Habib buries Toula and gets the insurance money

DOCTOR PIZZA
During an argument over roaches on Bobo's pizzas, Bobo accidentally bites off Rocky's finger. Both are sent to Hashfield Hospital, meanwhile Pauly is road raging all the hospital doctors and after bashing them there are no doctors to help Bobo and Rocky. At the shop Kev the Kiwi and Davo Dinkum hold a party for Kev's Maori mates and Toula decides to learn pole dancing for Habib.

CRACKER
In response to a new Government ban on crackers and new working for tips laws the pizza shop workers suffer more grief than usual. Habib sets off all his old crackers before the ban is enforced, Davo is arrested for robbing a service station to pay for pizzas and Pauly drives to Canberra to buy crackers.