Phil The Alien

He's going back to his home planet one drink at a time.

Phil the Alien is a classic coming of age story, told through the bloodshot eyes of an alcoholic alien. Phil crashes into a small town in Northern Ontario, befriends a young boy and a super intelligent beaver and quickly develops a heavy drinking problem. Phil is an innocent lost in the wilderness. He learns that everyone in town (children included) drinks hard liquor and carries a gun. Surrounded by hunters, prostitutes, an ex-CIA operative, a bartender named "Wolf" and other Northern misfits, Phil becomes close with the local bar band.

Meanwhile over at the "Top Secret American UFO Base" (located beneath Niagara Falls), "The General" has discovered Phil and ordered his Agents to bring him in.

But now, after seeing his alien powers, the locals think Phil is the second coming of Jesus. The Agents will have to get past his apostles before they can bring him in.